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the gun of the hand
makes me tremble, makes me poo
please dont point that thing
there is a delivery truck stuck in my yard this morning - i am slipping teflon coated 357 magnum shells into their proper place in hopes of a conflict. It is interesting to me how different cultures settle conflicts. mostly, in america, certainly in these parts, we are heavily invested in some old testament resolution. an eye for an eye, a Lowes delivery truck for a front yard. and so forth. i have to say i am very excited about having been included in the babytown registry with my friend jessie, who is having a baby.
the truck is making a second effort, i am taking off the night scope and lazer, as it is early morning and my vision is sufficient to locate a well placed group in the paneling of this fire breathing dragon of a piece of shit delivery truck. i just hope everyone understand it isn't personal, it is about my hostas, which the deer have mostly elliminated anyways. today, i buy a solar powered motion detector light to plant out in the yard - and a 3.06 just in case. I'm thinking of going with a soft point and lite grain load as it is probably a yearling that doesn't know any better, and I will get a clean head shot. I dreamed last night of three separate instances where my whole family was trapped in a car that was sinking in a canal I had never been too. usually my dreams are repetitious, but this one was fresh and new and mildly terrifying. more later.
